David Pawlan
Co-Founder
Happy April 1st — a day when the tech world walks a tightrope between real launches and really elaborate jokes.
But here’s the twist: this week, the AI news is so wild, it’s hard to tell the difference. Let's dive in and you can decide what’s real and what’s just playing 4D chess with your trust.
Amazon dropped Nova Act, a browser-controlling AI agent that quietly crushes OpenAI and Anthropic in performance tests. It fills out forms, clicks through websites, and manages calendars like a caffeinated intern. And yes—it’s coming to Alexa. So if your Echo starts applying for jobs on your behalf, maybe don’t be surprised.
🤖 Not a joke: This might be Amazon’s most consumer-facing AI play yet.
Runway’s new video model holds scene consistency, generates cinematic motion, and even got a shout-out in Madonna’s tour visuals. It’s basically a filmmaker's dream—or deepfake nightmare—depending on your POV. They’re calling it “GVFX” (Generative Visual Effects), and early adopters are already integrating it into pro workflows.
🎬 Joke potential: Still waiting for the model that generates your Oscar speech.
OpenAI is testing “thinking sliders” in ChatGPT. The idea? Let users dial up or down the model’s depth of reasoning—because nothing says trustworthy AI like giving it a mood ring. Also in the works: desktop dictation, deep research sharing, and a notifications tab (finally, ChatGPT pings like Slack).
🧪 Real-ish: OpenAI raised $40B, so at this point, we’re all living in their simulation.
Gemini 2.5 Pro (experimental) just dropped into free accounts, making it the most powerful model you can access without opening your wallet. It tops the LMArena board and has reasoning baked in. Oh, and there’s now a Canvas tool for building projects visually.
🚨 Possibly the biggest April Fools twist: It’s actually real.
Sam Altman says a new open-weight model is on the way—the first since GPT-2. Open...ish. Details are fuzzy. Will it be usable? Transparent? Priced for humans? TBD. But hey, they’re accepting feedback, so if you’ve ever wanted to tell OpenAI how to do their job, now’s your moment.
🔓 Joke probability: 70%. True openness might be the biggest prank of all.
This week’s AI drops feel like they were pitched in an April Fools’ group chat and somehow made it to production. Browser agents? AI Oscar-worthy video models? Brainwave-to-speech tech?
But here’s the thing—most of it’s real. Or at least real enough that if you blink, your fridge might start giving TED Talks.
Let me know if you want a follow-up breakdown of which of these are already being used in real-world workflows (vs. just being tweeted into existence). Might do a roundup next week.
– David
P.S. If you made it this far, congrats: you passed the Turing Test... for newsletter readers. 🧠💌